知乎上有个段子很有意思：孔乙己到店
所有人都看着他笑，有的叫道，“孔乙己，你脸上又添上新伤疤了！”他不回答，对柜里说，“订两辆特斯拉，要一个充电桩。”便排出九文大钱。他们又故意的高声嚷道，“你一定又偷了人家的WiFi 密码了！”孔乙己睁大眼睛说，“你怎么凭空污人清白?”“什么清白？我前天亲眼见你偷了温兆轮家的密码，吊着打。
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